TMI Thursday: How can such a cute lil thing EAT HER OWN POOP?!

 I am a very forgetful person. You can tell me something one minute, then ask me about it the next minute, and most likely, my brain has completely wiped it out. Yeah, my forgetfulness really bit me in the ass one day. 

Jay was just learning how to walk. She took her first steps exactly 2 weeks before she turned one. Without a walker. She was walking like a pro by the time her first birthday came around.

Anywhooo, one day, Jay was in her play-pen, just minding her own business. I smell something rather nasty. That´s the only way Iĺl know if sheś pooped. I smell it. She won´t cry, or complain. Only if she doesn´t see me. So I get up from my couch, where I´m always sitting, to check on her diaper. What do you know? My nose didn´t fail me. It was fresh out the oven. ;)

I get a diaper, and some wipies, and attack that bad-boy. When I finished cleaning her, I put a fresh diaper on, and keep it moving. I go to the back room to smoke a cigarette with Canito, and I notice that Jay is very quiet. That´s unusual for babies. Trust me. If your baby is suddenly quiet, unless theyŕe sleeping, you better go check on them. And thatś exactly what I did. I check on her.

What do I discover? My beautiful, precious little thing COVERED IN HER OWN SHIT. I, stupidly, and forgetfully, left the shitty diaper in her play-pen! But all I could do was laugh. Well first I gasped. It went something like this: *GASP!* OH MY GOD, JAY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? (CRACKING UP). I just couldn't help myself. I laughed, and called Canito. I picked her up, and handed her to Canito, so he could put her in the shower while I clean her shitty play-pen. There was shit EVERYWHERE. On her doll, on her pillow, on her PACIFIER! I cleaned it all up, then sprayed it with some Odo-Ban to get rid of the smell. It was disgusting.

I then went to the shower, and told Canito he could leave. I notice that she had shit smudged on her face, and on her chin. I tell her, ¨Now you really are a ¨come mierda¨.¨ "come mierda" means shit-eater in spanish, but we say it when a person is conceited. Jay is very conceited. She LOVES to look at herself in the mirror, therefore calling her a "come mierda". So I tell her that, and I start cracking up, again. I clean her top to shitty bottom, well, and shitty feet. Even after I cleaned her with soap and water, she still smelled like shit. I had to scrub her, so she wouldn't stink anymore. Poor thing had shit all over her. It was hard for me not to gag. I can't imagine how she was feeling!

That wasn't the last time either. But I'll leave it for next Thursday. ;)