Busy, busy, busy

The next two weeks will be busy. Well, not busy really. I'll be doing pretty much the same thing I do everyday. Taking care of Jay, cleaning, cooking, smoking cigarettes, and sitting on my fat ass (pun intended. i have a nice butt.). It's busy in the way that theres a quite a few special days coming up this week, then next week I WILL be busy.

Tuesday: May 4th
My dad's 39th birthday. I have NOT ONE CLUE what the hell in the world I should get him. NOT ONE! A box of condoms? I think it's too late for that, anyway. He still hasn't told me if Rosa has gotten her period. Which means that she hasn't gotten it. Which means SHE IS PREGNANT!!! HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean it towards you. I meant it towards him. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! 
Anywho, since we don't talk that often, I never get a chance to ask him what he would like for his birthday. He clearly doesn't need Viagra. (du-dum-dum-psh. if thats how the drums sound after you make a joke.) I know he NEEDS some work clothes. And some non-work shirts, well and pants. But, he's so busy with -ahem- other things that he never has time to buy himself something nice. Nor the money. I wonder why. I had money today. But, if you follow me on twitter (does anyone know how to put links here? without the link. idk how to explain. when they say click here, or whatever?) you'll know that I went shopping today-well yesterday since it is now 12:01 am. I was going to get him some socks for work, but I decided against it. Why? Because I won't see him on his birthday anyways. He'll be working. And I'll be sitting where I am now. What would you get your dad if he was turning 39, engaged to a 23 year-old, who has an almost 4 month-old baby, and is possibly, most likely pregnant again??? ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS WILL BE A GREAT HELP, THANKS!

Sidenote: If you follow me on twitter, you'll also know that I use the real names, so from now on, I'm going to use real names. Wth, right?  

Friday: May 7th
MIGHT be meeting up with my dad, and maybe his fiance, and David, and Jaslin (my hubby's and little girl's real names. Jaslin is pronounced exactly how its spelled. Like Jasmine but with an L, and without and E.) for a dinner. Why? You might be asking? Or maybe your not asking that. Maybe you don't even care. Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway! To celebrate our birthdays. I wonder how thats gonna go if it even happens.


Saturday: May 8th
MY (drum-roll please)....WAIT FOR IT...................WAIT FOR IT.............................NOT JUST YET.........................ALMOST THERE...............................20TH BIRTHDAY! 
Yes, you read that right. TWENTY. And I feel old. I wish I could be 18 again, and stay that age. FOREVER! Well, with my daughter, of course. But without all my mama drama. But with my pre-baby bod ;). I had a nice body, yo. But I don't regret it. 
Anywhooooo's, its not only my birthday, but its my 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!! This will be the longest relationship I have ever had! And the longest relationship that David has ever had. Cute, right? We're taking e.o's 2 yr. anniversary virginities ;). Its also cute that it falls on my birthday. I'll get to how that happened in a minute-you know, how my birthday and anniversary fall on the same day, duh.


Sunday: May 9th
MOTHER´S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 2nd Mother's Day, ever. Last year, wasn't so good. David had just gotten his PS3, PLUS he was HUNGOVER!!! His friend invited him to a club to celebrate her birthday (she's like 30 something and has i think like 4 kids, and he went with a lot of GUYS, so i wasn't worried. well i was at first, i didn't want him to go, but i let him. i would have gone, too, but i don't trust ANYONE with my baby, except for my MIL, and David.), and it was the day after my 19th birthday, but he came home around 4am, therefore, it was already Mother's Day. Also, we didn't do anything, or go anywhere. His cousin (The Super) kept asking him to do stuff, or they would talk about BULLSHIT, and by the time they finished, it was too late to do anything. Also, on my last birthday, David had to work. Nice, huh?


Then, after all of that, Jaslin has to get a shot, we have a WIC appointment, and I have a dentist appointment for my braces. Yes, I have braces (and glasses). I've had them for almost 3 years. I haven't had a check-up since I moved to PR, because the health insurance here doesn't cover it, and its EXPENSIVE. In NY, my insurance paid for EVERYTHING. Sucks when I don't have a job. But I want to take the bitches off already. Unfortunately, I can't. I have a chain INSIDE of my gum hooked onto my right K-9 tooth. I was a late bloomer-well at least with my teeth. I had both of my K-9's PULLED when I was 16. My left K-9 was already coming out ON TOP of the baby tooth. My right one has yet to come down. I have had that God-forsaken chain for almost 3 years, as well. It's what you might call a "lazy tooth". And every month, I would have to get the chain PULLED. Doesn't hurt so much when it's being pulled. It's AFTER when it hurts my front teeth. But I'm so sick of having braces already.


I get food stuck all in-between. I can't bite into apples. Not like I like them. I only eat them with peanut butter (yummy), but it sucks. And at the moment, the wire is loose. It annoys me when it moves. It's a yucky feeling. My smile is also kinda lop-sided now, too. I used to have a pretty smile. I still do, but I think I look funny. And it happened after they put in that damn chain. It required me being put to sleep, and many stitches. It hurt like a bitch after the numbing medicine wore off. But they gave me pain killers. I only took them once. It only hurt like a bitch the first day. But I ate and drank funny for about a week.


Anywho, back to 2008. When David and I first met, I had a boyfriend. I thought Alvin (thats his real name) was The One. At 17. He broke up with me twice. ON MYSPACE. IDK why the fuck I wanted him back. But thanks to his "best-friend" who wanted to fuck me btw, and his "best-friend's" girl friend (yes, they were together at the time that his bff wanted to fuck me), I got over him. He cheated on me. REPETITIVELY. With like 4 different girls. (I got checked afterwards, and I was clean, thank God.) He was also a pathological liar. He would have "black-outs", and he also had a double personality. DP MY ASS! And the black-outs were fake. Nice best friend, huh? His best friend also tried to kiss me. While his gf was like 20 feet away!!!! They were both (Alvin's bff and his bff's gf. confusing?) trying to get me with their mutual friend! I told her this, too. She stopped talking to me, and now has a daughter with him. 
Back to the story. David and I were friends while I was with Alvin. We NEVER did anything while I was with Alvin. Not even kiss on the cheek. Alvin was the FIRST guy I was faithful to since my first boyfriend. I wasn't even faithful to my first boyfriend. The boys liked me, and I liked the boys. I actually cheated on a previous boyfriend with Alvin. Then I got with Alvin, I was faithful, and the mother fucker cheated on me. So after Alvin and I broke up, I told David I didn't want a relationship right away. We could mess around, but it wasn't gonna go further than that for a while. That was in late February 2008. We didn't kiss until mid-March. On our first date. He leaned in to kiss me on the cheek, and I turned my head. (what? i thought he was trying to kiss me on the lips, so i helped. he was too shy.) We would get all touchy-feely, but we never had sex. Until the first week of April. 3 weeks after our first kiss. (I waited long enough, right?) Shit. He's home. Looks like I'll finish this post tmrw. 

NVM! He left to go to the store. I need milk. I have heartburn.

Anyways, the first time we had sex, like I wrote before, he came in me. I was shocked. But we talked about it, and I wanted him to keep doing it. I told him that I was almost ready to be his girlfriend.
While I was with Alvin, he asked me to be his girlfriend, and I felt bad that I had to tell him no. But, I thought Alvin and I would last.
He already knew that April 25th, 2008, I'd be going to PR for a 10-day vacation. I was going to see my dad for the first time in 6 years! I went back to NY the day after my dad's birthday. (may 5th) Before I went, I still wasn't his girlfriend. But he was already telling me he loved me, and a few days before I went to PR, I told him I was in love with him. That same day, I told him what I wanted for my birthday. I wanted him to ask me to be his girlfriend. Thats it. I wanted him to come to my house early, spend the day with me, and ask me to be his girlfriend. 

Sidenote: On the Saturday before I went to PR, is the day I got pregnant (I think. It could have been any day after my eggs started comin' down). The next day, I got my period, so I thought I wasn't pregnant. But in May, I missed my period. I actually found out right when my period was supposed to come down, because I had all the symptoms. 


I went to PR, and when I went back to NY, he was there to pick me up from the airport. 

May 8th, 2008:
It was just past 12:01 am. I get a phone call. From Alvin. I didn't want to talk to that mother fucker. He didn't know that I knew about his cheating ways. He didn't find out till after I was pregnant. He was the first one to tell me "Happy Birthday". Even though I was sitting on David's lap. We hung up quick, because he "wanted me to keep on doing what I was doing with David" aka The Sex. We weren't having sex. 
A few minutes later, he got up to leave (he was jealous, only i didn't know, and he didn't show it.). It was in between 12:06 am and 12:15 am. I can't remember the time exactly. I THINK it was 12:07 am. I was sitting on a wooden chair. David got on one knee, and I thought he was tying his shoe or something, and asked me to be his girlfriend. I obviously said yes. 
He became my boyfriend that night. Soon after, I found out I was pregnant. We don't waste time, right?! 
And that's the story of my birthday and anniversary being on the same day.
Can't wait till next yr. If you look at a 2011 calendar, May 8th falls on a Sunday. My birthday, our anniversary, AND Mother's Day fall on THE EXACT SAME DAY! Talk about a home run! 
I wonder what we're going to do for my birthiversary. New word! hehe. 

Next Post: I have no clue. Whatever comes up in my life, I guess. Or....if you have any suggestions my fellow readers, or have any questions, or would like some advice, I'd be MORE than happy to respond to your requests. I'd be honored. =)